Back in elementary school, kids used to always go off to Disneyland. When they got back, they used to be total dicks about it too. But now,
I'm the one going to California for a week, and when I get back, I'm going to put on my best forked tongue and be an unrequited asshole about how they had to put up with "Bird of Prey" Hawkins while I got to chillax0rz.

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Before your neurons declare a crisis, before your trace seratonin rises, before you're eating your coffee grounds and before a pundit could make a sound, before you're reading your list of vices, perform the simplest exercises.
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[link] Apparently, the webmaster of this site patented an immortality device. By referring people to it, you can get your own. Come on. You know you want to.
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Before your neurons declare a crisis, before your trace seratonin rises, before you're eating your coffee grounds and before a pundit could make a sound, before you're reading your list of vices, perform the simplest exercises.
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[link] Apparently, the webmaster of this site patented an immortality device. By referring people to it, you can get your own. Come on. You know you want to.
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In this world there are those who are given power. In this world there are some who take their responsibility and make something of it. I however, Proudly choose to be a powerless couch potatoe while slowly roasting my brain with my laptop.
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[link] Apparently, the webmaster of this site patented an immortality device. By referring people to it, you can get your own. Come on. You know you want to.
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In this world there are those who are given power. In this world there are some who take their responsibility and make something of it. I however, Proudly choose to be a powerless couch potatoe while slowly roasting my brain with my laptop.
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"If you haven't felt pain, you haven't felt life." ~ Emeri
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